$17 for Unlimited Cardio-Kickboxing Classes ($35 Value) or $30 for Unlimited Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Classes ($85 Value) at United Martial Sciences

United Martial Sciences

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What You'll Get

Like playing chess with life-size pieces, the art of combat requires equal parts physical strength and mental strategy. Scheme your way to a stronger self with today's Groupon at United Martial Sciences. Choose between the following options:

  • For $17, you get unlimited cardio-kickboxing classes (a $35 value).
  • For $30, you get unlimited Brazilian jiu-jitsu classes (an $85 value).

United Martial Sciences' experienced instructors bestow the basics of calorie-burning kickboxing and jiu-jitsu from the heavy artillery of the gym's floor-mounted boxing ring, full-size mixed-martial-arts cage, and 14 heavy bags. Unlimited cardio kickboxing unlocks one-hour classes that combine boxing gloves, heavy bags, medicine balls, and circuit drills with cerebral strategy and tactical-defensive techniques, including how to properly cover an enemy's toilet in plastic wrap. Cardio-kickboxing instructors lead students through a vigorous workout that primes extremities for combat and kills up to 800 calories per hour. Alternately, United Martial Sciences' Brazilian-born jiu-jitsu instructor imparts submission-hold strategy as part of a strict fitness regimen designed to teach defensive tactics for fighters facing larger and stronger opponents. These sessions focus on honing the competitive trifecta—strength, reflexes, and strategy—required for effective self-defense or protecting helpless kittens from predatory balls of string.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires May 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must redeem classes in full by 5/28/12. Valid only for option purchased. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About United Martial Sciences

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