United Skates of America


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In a Nutshell

Recreation enclave houses glow-in-the-dark laser-tag arena, arcade & hardwood-floor roller rink, fueling parties with pizza & soda

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Jan 2, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Reservation required at least 5 days in advance for birthday party option. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Since its invention, laser tag has entertained as many children as laser hopscotch, laser jacks, and laser Red Rover have vaporized combined. Score a round of intense beam-streaming competition with this Groupon. ####Choose from Four Options $10 for four rounds of laser tag (up to a $20 value)

  • Battle among glow-in-the-dark obstacles in outer-space setting
  • Rounds can be split among multiple players or used by one person<p>

$12 for a roller-skating package for two (up to a $31 value)

  • Admission for two (up to a $7.50 value/person)
  • Skate or rollerblade rental for two (up to a $3.50 value/person)
  • Two slices of pizza (a $2.75 value each)
  • Two soft drinks (a $1.75 value each)<p>

$21 for a roller-skating package for four (up to a $62 value)

  • Admission for four (up to a $7.50 value/person)
  • Skate or rollerblade rental for four (up to a $3.50 value/person)
  • Four slices of pizza (a $2.75 value each)
  • Four soft drinks (a $1.75 value each)<p>

$39 for a birthday party package for up to eight (up to a $168 value)

  • Admission for up to eight (up to a $7.50 value/person)
  • Skate or rollerblade rental for up to eight (up to a $3.50 value/person)
  • Eight slices of pizza (up to a $2.75 value each)
  • Two pitchers of soda (up to a $7.50 value each)
  • Four arcade tokens for each guest (up to a $1 value/person)
  • Paper goods and invitations (up to a $20 value)
  • Souvenir cup, trip to DJ booth, and one session in the Prize Machine for the birthday boy or girl (up to a $15 value)<p>

_Though United Skates of America sometimes features a discounted price online and prices vary throughout the day, this Groupon still offers the best deal available._

United Skates of America

A member of a previously undiscovered species known as skateasaurus stakes its territory, tracing figure eights along the rink's hardwood floor. Dressed in blue-and-white shorts and a red trucker hat, the plush, green-and-yellow dinosaur—otherwise known as Skato—eschews eating children, and instead prompts them to shake it all about in rounds of Hokey Pokey. This fun ambiance extends to the rest of United Skates of America's roller rink, surrounded by lime-green walls and manned by a smiling staff. Inside the laser-tag arena, the outline of an asteroid belt and nearby planets pulsates under the glow of a black light as gunners duck behind posts and arches before homing in on their enemies or attempting to scan their allies' groceries. Around the rink, tables buckle under hot pizzas at bright-yellow booths, and gamers hone their skills at the nearby arcade in exchange for prizes such as backpacks, stuffed toys, and glow necklaces.

Customer Reviews

good service clean and we had Fun
Katherleen S. · January 7, 2013
The staff was really nice and extremely helpful! Me and my family had a great time.
Mila K. · October 29, 2012
Merchant replied
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Thank-you for the great comments
Merchant replied · November 9, 2012
Kids had fun...Make sure that you get a receipt when you redeem the Groupon
Shelly T. · April 22, 2017

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