In roller skating, as in dangling from the edge of a cliff, sometimes allowing yourself to start falling is a great excuse to hold someone’s hand. Take the plunge with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
$12 for a roller-skating package for two (a $24.50 total value)
- Admission and skate rental for two (an $8 value/person)
- Two slices of pizza (a $2.50 value each)
- Two soft drinks (a $1.75 value each)<p>
$38 for a birthday-party package for up to eight (a $79.92 value)
- Admission and skate rental for up to eight
- One slice of pizza for each guest
- Two soft drinks per guest
- Four arcade tokens for each guest
- Paper goods and invitations
- Souvenir cup, trip to DJ booth, and one session in the Funny Money Machine for the birthday boy or girl<p>
Additional guests for the birthday-party package may be added for $9.99, plus tax, per guest. This deal is valid at United Skates and Skateplex.<p>
United Skates of America, Inc. Roller Skating
A member of a previously undiscovered species known as skateasaurus stakes its territory, tracing figure eights along the rink's hardwood floor. Dressed in blue-and-white shorts and a red trucker hat, the plush, green-and-yellow dinosaur—otherwise known as Skato—eschews eating children, and instead prompts them to shake it all about in rounds of Hokey Pokey. This fun ambiance extends to the rest of United Skates of America's roller rink, surrounded by lime-green walls and manned by a smiling staff.