Crafting a miniature statuette of yourself is a necessary first step toward founding an awards ceremony that commends people for sharing your taste in fashion and facial hair. Await the acceptance speeches with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of custom mini statues or bobbleheads from 1MiniMe.
Crafting unique, diminutive monuments with customizable faces and features, 1MiniMe playfully inflates egos with bigheaded figurines of clients, their friends, and family. More than 450 models await your face or the smile of a loved one, including a sharply dressed junior executive ($64.90), or a yoga fanatic ($59.90), whose flexibility can be increased by upgrading to a bobblehead ($14.95 for any statue). Patrons can assemble a miniaturized rock band on their dashboard, starting with a lead guitarist ($64.90) who can nod rhythmically to turn signal beats. Keep friends from using your teeth to crack open brews with a face-only bottle opener ($54.90), or custom-build a statue ($99.90+) with a personalized body, pose, clothing, and number of heads. For no additional charge, customers can keep in contact with the artist and provide feedback throughout the sculpting and painting process.