What You'll Get
Housecleaning has never been an inherent human trait, as evidenced by the messy bedrooms of children and the dirt-covered floors of nomads. Migrate into civilization with today’s Groupon to Universal Maintenance Co. This Groupon is valid for residences in the San Francisco Bay Area. Choose between the following options:
- For $139, you get one three-hour residential cleaning session (a $345 value).
- For $240, you get two three-hour residential cleaning sessions (a $690 value).<p>
The licensed and insured dirt destroyers of Universal Maintenance Co. enhance permanent campsites with professional housecleaning services. During each home scrub-down, three hours are devoted to eliminating messes in kitchens, bathrooms, bedrooms, and private, subterranean fondue rooms. While purging household impurities, counters, sinks, and bathroom fixtures are expertly disinfected. Walls, cabinets, and appliance doors also receive a luxurious spa treatment before the filth-eliminators tackle kitchen floors with a thorough hand washing. Bedroom floors and furniture items match newly purified fixtures as dusting and vacuuming lifts away layers of dirt and dust-written college-entrance essays.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only for option purchased. Valid only within the San Francisco Bay Area. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.