Pole-dancing offers a pole-based exercise more effective than 1920s pole sitting, more energizing than pole-vaulting, and more sensual than polenta. Discover the secrets to pole-based betterment with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get one pole class and one fitness class at Unleashed Fitness in Upland (a $60 value). Check the schedule for upcoming sessions.
Unleashed Fitness’ flexible, empowering instructors round up roaming bands of femme muscle architects and offer an eclectic mix of pole, fitness, and dance-based classes. Today’s deal lets you choose one fitness class (a $20 value) and one pole class (a $40 value). Select from three 90-minute pole sessions such as Goddess Pole, which incorporates yoga, Pilates, and gyro, or the introductory course, which covers pole-dancing basics such as how to gracefully unstick icy tongues without missing a sensual movement. Five 60-minute fitness classes harness the kinetic principles of Latin dance, burlesque choreography, and Zumba, a body-toning regimen that blends Latin and international rhythms and was accidentally invented out of necessity during lulls in Nixon’s notoriously lethargic cabinet meetings.