What You'll Get
If the Hundred Years’ War had been fought with paintballs instead of rifles, it might still be happening, but it’d be so colourful that no one would mind. Experience your own vibrant battlefield with today’s Groupon to Mountain Paintball in Morley. Choose between the following options:
- For $34, you get a paintball package for two (an $88 value).
- For $62, you get a paintball package for four (a $160 value).
Each paintball package includes:
- Three hours of play
- Rental of all necessary equipment
- Unlimited air
- 250 paintballs per person
Operated by Unlimited Canmore Adventures, Mountain Paintball provides paint-slingers with colourful, fast-moving combat on a variety of terrains. Roving explorers can seize new landscapes with a package that furnishes each warrior with 250 paintballs, a speed-calibrated Tippmann BT gun, a camo suit, a helmet, and goggles to protect eyes from flying pellets and senile owls. To ensure fairness and equanimity, a referee attends the battles, which play out on a private, customizable mixed-terrain field for maximum craftiness. Juxtaposed against the backdrop of the Canadian Rockies, the natural-material scenario sets include evergreen and coniferous forests, ground blinds, and bunkers.
Although Mountain Paintball invites families to duke it out in vigorous splotches, children younger than 12 should reserve paintball sublimation for the guns on the nearby target range. Meanwhile, any waiting compatriots can relax in the non-paintball-zone restaurant or lounge in the scenic lakeside area.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Must be 12 or older. Must sign waiver. Passes are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.