Wearing jeans is socially acceptable and legally required, while pretending that sansabelts are jeans may result in ostracism, in the original legal definition. Today's Groupon allows you to retain your citizenship. For $60, you get $120 worth of hip denim and other trendy trappings from Untitled, with locations in Lincoln Park, Wicker Park, and Schaumburg.

The industrial-chic boutique specializes in denim and stocks more than 20 brands of men's and women's jeans in a variety of cuts and styles. Women can find jeans from Miss Sixty ($119–$149), Rich & Skinny ($140–$160), Diesel ($200–$220), and many more. Men can choose from Nudie ($170–$249), Diesel ($170–$180), True Religion ($215–$240), and more. If you prefer to only clothe the top half of your body, Untitled stocks an array of guys' and gals' tees, which average around $25, and button-ups that run about $50–$80. It also carries skirts and dresses from brands such as Fred Perry, Stussy, WeSc, and Fornarina.

Let the friendly staff help you select a hip and funky second skin for your first skin. Your Groupon is good at all three Chicago-area locations.

Reviews

Chicago magazine says:

• With deejays spinning music every Saturday afternoon, Untitled projects a hip urban energy. – Chicago

More than 60 Yelpers give 3.5 stars to both the Lincoln Park and Wicker Park locations, and Citysearchers give Untitled 4.5 stars.

• Unique clothes from interesting brands. If you want to look like everyone else on the block, don't shop here. If you want something to make your own, stop by Untitled and browse the racks. – bethylou10, Citysearch
• It is one of my favourite stores in the city!!! The people are really nice and knowledgeable as well as super polite!!! Good unique fins in this thore for men and women! You will not be dissapointed! [sic] – bling76, Citysearch