What You'll Get
Physicists estimate that 47 percent of the energy in the universe is stored in stars, and the other 98 percent rages inside human children. Release your child's unyielding cosmic energy with today's Groupon to Up-N Jacks in Kerrville. Choose between the following options:
- For $4, you get a single admission pass for a child ages 1–3 years (up to an $8 value).
- For $5, you get a single admission pass for a child ages 4–14 years (up to an $11 value).
Up-N Jacks corrals kids of all ages into fits of effervescence across a suite of jumping play zones. The hopping experts reign over a neon landscape of towering, aerated slides, with tropically themed inflatable sea creatures to help kids prepare for careers as gator wranglers or pro LARPers. Tots 3 years old and under catch air in an exclusive play zone all their own, and parents can choose between joining in on the experience or watching their progeny perform aerial feats on terra firma. All jumpers should arrive equipped with a snazzy pair of socks and a burning desire to perfect the art of mid-air oration. Each admission is valid for an entire play session during weekend or summer weekday open play, though bouncers can also come and go as they please.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift for age 1-3 option. Limit 1 per person for age 4-14 option. Limit 1 per option/visit. Valid only for option purchased. Children must be accompanied by a guardian. Valid only for Open Play Days. Socks required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.