Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $49, you get 90 minutes of home cleaning from UpperCrust Maids, a $105 value. UpperCrust Maids offers a wide service area, including DC, Montgomery County, and Prince George’s County.
The seasoned veterans at UpperCrust Maids dispense high-quality cleaning services that help save valuable time, which would be better spent scheduling home chainsaw cheese-sculpting bouts. Utilizing fine-tuned cleaning methods, the experienced staff of surface shiners led by Greg and Cathy Green harness their impeccable attention to detail and a high level of integrity when tackling each dusty obstacle. As a family-owned business, UpperCrust ensures a caring approach to cleaning without sweeping loose papers and tumbleweeds under the rug. Each 90-minute session leaves customers with expertly cleaned surfaces and the squeaky-clean domicile they deserve. Additionally, a choice between conventional or eco-friendly cleaning products is available; both add a shine resembling the wrath of a thousand glitter guns.
UpperCrust's maids are masters in the art of cleaning grease spatters, shoe scuffs, marooned hairs, disheveled linens, and messes. They'll ask customers for direction and focus on the areas they need cleaned the most, without marking off spills with yellow caution tape. Scheduling an appointment, like wearing protective goggles when wielding a light saber, is required.