What You'll Get
Before courier services, people either had to send their prized packages to faraway lands on the backs of waddling penguins or limit gifting to e-cards and viruses. Send your packages the new-fashioned way with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of packing services, plus $5 off shipping services, at The UPS Store in Virginia Beach (a $30 total value).
Known for being quick and convenient, The UPS Store is a three-headed office chimera belching forth flame-free shipping, printing, and office necessities. Packaging experts take the hassle out of delivering gifts to far-off third cousins twice removed by using top-notch packaging materials and geometrical know-how ($6.80 for a 18"x18" cube or $7.80 for a 20”x20”, with additional fees for fragile items). Customers can cast off their bundles in whatever time frame works best using one of the full range of UPS shipping options, including next-day air, ground, and international shipping ($8+). Tracking services and the insurance included in the UPS Pack & Ship Promise let senders rest easy knowing that each carefully packaged missive will arrive safely to the waiting hands of loved ones or wolves disguising their paws with rubber gloves.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only at listed location. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.