Before courier services, people either had to send their prized packages to faraway lands on the backs of waddling penguins or limit gifting to e-cards and viruses. Send your packages the new-fashioned way with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of packing services, plus $5 off shipping services, at The UPS Store in Virginia Beach (a $30 total value).
Known for being quick and convenient, The UPS Store is a three-headed office chimera belching forth flame-free shipping, printing, and office necessities. Packaging experts take the hassle out of delivering gifts to far-off third cousins twice removed by using top-notch packaging materials and geometrical know-how ($6.80 for a 18"x18" cube or $7.80 for a 20”x20”, with additional fees for fragile items). Customers can cast off their bundles in whatever time frame works best using one of the full range of UPS shipping options, including next-day air, ground, and international shipping ($8+). Tracking services and the insurance included in the UPS Pack & Ship Promise let senders rest easy knowing that each carefully packaged missive will arrive safely to the waiting hands of loved ones or wolves disguising their paws with rubber gloves.