With your kitchen's pots and pans inhabited by the evil spirits of dead pots and pans, cooking at home has become both time-consuming and spooky. Get quality cuisine without interference from crazed kitchenware with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of classic American comfort fare at Uptown Bar & Grill on McKinney Avenue. This deal is not valid for alcohol.
A 15-year-old Dallas institution, Uptown Bar & Grill satisfies hungry guests with a menu chock full of comfortable American classics. Kick things off with the microformatted macroflavor concealed within a quartet of sliders ($7.49), or opt for an order of Texas toothpicks, a plate of battered, deep-fried onion and jalapeño slivers recommended by nine out of 10 street dentists ($5.99). Burger buffs can pick from beefy possibilities such as the El Diablo, topped with pico de gallo, pepperjack, and mayo ($7.49), or the tongue-tazing Tex-Mex, laden with green chilies and guacamole ($7.49). Forkphobes can opt for hand-friendly foods including grilled pastrami on rye ($6.79) or a pair of tuna steak tacos ($8.99), while silverware enthusiasts can sup on dishes such as fusilli chicken pasta, which pairs cool pasta with piping-hot blackened chicken ($8.99). A brunch menu is also available all day every day to help support the appealing fantasy that Tuesday night is Saturday morning.
Uptown Bar & Grill is open from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. seven days a week, offering patrons tempting meal options all day long as well as a convenient retreat from the moon's unsettling gaze. A casual atmosphere keeps digestive systems from tensing up in clutch situations, while a full bar helps keep throats limber for karaoke on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.
Dine-in only. Not valid toward alcohol.