What You'll Get
Before spa services, humanity was stuck with uncomfortable de-juventating treatments such as grandpa-serum facials, boa-constrictor body wraps, and hot-gravel massages. Release centuries of stress with today’s Groupon: for $40, you get a 75-minute massage and foot reflexology combo at Uptown Face and Body Care in Montrose (an $85 value).
Breathe easy as you enter one of Uptown's private treatment rooms and brace your body for a tsunami of serenity. This 75-minute vacation to the realm of internal relaxation begins with a Swedish or deep-tissue massage, during which trained and experienced massage therapists sweep their glorious, anti-inflammatory knuckles across tensed muscles and deep aches, untying inglorious knots and sapping the body's stress reserves. While ecstasy flows throughout loosened shoulders and spines, feet are treated to a rejuvenating foot soak, setting put-upon paws in a hot tub of imperturbation. The final act of this halcyon journey introduces toes to the world of foot reflexology. Acting as a switchboard to the nation of nerves, the delicate spots of shoe-gloved bottom-hands send mysterious soothing signals to other spots in the body when rubbed just right. After this coma-inducing exploration of a tootsies treasure map, warm steam towels soothe skin and absorb any perspiring glee.
A day indulging in spa treatments is often necessary to rid the soul sack of stress and anxiety. The kindly Uptown staff will help you part the pea soup with a moment of clarity that will live well beyond your visit. Use newfound clear-headedness to achieve higher productivity, contagiously relax those around you, or finally beat Galaga.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Uptown Face and Body Care
Licensed aestheticians, massage therapists, and permanent-makeup technicians work as a team to beautify clients from the forehead to the smallest toenail at Uptown Face and Body Care. Tense bodies melt under Swedish or deep-tissue massage techniques, and dull complexions disappear after infusions of vitamin C, minerals, and glycolic acid during facials and peels.