Ready your ride for the pending holiday road trips and holiday demolition derbies with today’s Groupon: $25 for an oil change and a 47-point inspection at Uptown Imports—that's a $72 value for the combined services. Citysearchers vote Uptown Imports 2006's and 2007’s best auto repair and auto mechanic, respectively. If your car wants a synthetic oil change or exotic filters, you'll need to pay an additional fee.
The friendly car care gurus at Uptown have been servicing the area for more than 20 years. Schedule your appointment online for ultimate convenience or schedule your appointment via a telepathic connection with some helpful carrier pigeons for double ultimate convenience.
Unlike library books, cars protest by not working when you don’t adhere to their due dates. To keep your vehicle in top shape, you should get your car’s oil changed every 3,000 miles or six months, or after every seemingly coincidental encounter with that mysterious goat. Though we all may delay a bit in getting this necessary service for our beloved steel combustion-chariots, this deal is the perfect opportunity to deal with one of the nagging chores you’ve been meaning to get around to for ages. Get this Groupon to take advantage of the requisite service at a discounted rate and to stop postponing the inevitable.
If your car requires synthetic oil or exotic filters, you must pay the difference.
Don’t Wait For 3,000 Miles
Every car owner knows to change their oil every 3,000 miles, but what happens if you delay your oil change? Here’s what waiting those extra miles could do to your car:
Mile 3,001: You car will instantly explode or may just feel neglected, but either way is never going to trust you like it once did.
Mile 4,000: With less oil powering your car’s Temporal Stasis Module, you may accidentally drive into the past or into a TGI Friday’s.
Mile 5,000: Your car is 400% more likely to turn into a bicycle and 36% more likely to sign up for a painting class.
Mile 6,000: The “Check Oil” light goes off, but the “Read Up On the Hundred Years’ War” light comes on.
Mile 7,000: Emilio Estevez gets in the car without permission and asks for a ride.
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