What You'll Get
Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Eliminate inappropriately hirsute trivia with today's Groupon: for $99, you get six 30-minute sessions of electrolysis hair removal at Uptowne Image Electrolysis in Mattydale. Uptowne Image Electrolysis has been halting unwanted hair growth at its roots on both men and women for nearly 30 years. The electrolysis procedure is performed with a tiny probe that targets follicles with extreme prejudice, preventing new strands from cropping up permanently. Blast away follicular outcroppings from areas such as the upper lip, chin, nose, ears, and more, leaving behind a smooth, maintenance-free surface perfect for Lego-man ski jumping. Uptowne Image is open four days a week, but the office will schedule special sessions if necessary.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only; subject to availability. 24-hour cancellation notice required. New clients only. Gratuity not included. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.