Professionally designed vegetable gardens are more aesthetically pleasing and less likely to be overrun by an invasive species of chain-smoking cauliflower. Sow the seeds of friendly farming with today's Groupon: for $75, you get an edible landscape design consultation from Urban Harvester (a $150 value).
Urban Harvester whips up customized blueprints for vegetable gardens that dazzle eyes and palates alike. The two-to-three hour on-site consultation provides planters with the knowledge needed to self-supply groceries, thus avoiding having to dodge rogue shopping carts or malevolent produce sprinklers. The imparted low-maintenance method of garden building requires little weeding and watering, augmenting designs for an earthly cornucopia of vegetables, fruits, herbs, and edible flowers. Plot planters will maintain unknotted dorsa by nixing the need for digging sod, rotary-tilling, or stealing Mother Nature's magic wand. After the consultation, Urban Harvester's friendly consultants leave backyard buds in the hands of their educated client, gifting them with a detailed design sketch and a sampling of heritage seeds for fertile farming.