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Today’s Groupon offers retreat comfort for your winter bones with $100 worth of spa services at Eastlakes Urban Oasis Salon, Spa & Boutique for $50. Like a wanderer in a desert of Pacific cold, the Eastlakes Urban Oasis will unweary your seasonal weariness so you can display your flowing locks, glowing skin, seductive lashes, and relaxed muscles to the public.
Your Groupon is good toward hair, face and body treatments, waxing, tanning, massage, and makeup. Fully rejuvenate your look and fulfill a forthcoming New Year’s resolution with a professional haircut ($40+ for women, $30+ for men), marvelously tinted eyelashes ($15), tanner skin 10 times over ($27.50), and that happy glazed look that follows a deliriously joyful hour-long full-body Swedish massage ($65). Or opt for the route of a natural, organic facial to soothe away the epidermal stress accrued over a long 2009 filled with disappointing boat-race finishes ($75).
Mix and match to your body's content as you customize the Oasis retinue of services that will keep your aura exquisite. Eastlake Urban Oasis uses quality products by Redken, Tammy Taylor, and more to deliver premium results to your extremities. Emulate the adventurous explorers on the brink of paradise as you enter a paradise that leaves you as resplendent as a beautifully tailored bird of paradise.
This deal cannot be used towards any nail services.
- This is a great place. Perfectly located. Quiet. Great Energy. I have been getting a monthly treatment from Annette for five or six months & she is truly amazing. What could be a very painful experience (waxing) is done quickly, professionally and with great skill. – GordonPR, Citysearch
- I have been going to Urban Oasis for years and highly recomend [sic] it to anyone wanting a relaxing day of beauty. – ethan15, Citysearch
- Great little gem tucked into what appears to be a converted house on Eastlake. – all-i s., Yelp
Urban Oasis Salon, Spa & Boutique is a trusted name in relaxation and beauty, but it is forced to compete with its unethical rival, Urban Mirage Salon and Profit Generation Matrix. Here are the key differences to help you choose:
Urban Oasis: A calming beauty getaway in the middle of Seattle.
Urban Mirage: Its address leads to a self-storage locker guarded by a barking dog and an ocean-noise alarm clock. You place $20 in a jar out front, but nothing happens.
Urban Oasis: Offers a range of services including tanning, waxing, and massages.
Urban Mirage: A van pulls up behind you. The driver opens the passenger door and beckons you in. He wears a cowboy hat and denim from head to toe. During the ride, he offers an autographed team photo of the 1991 Texas Rangers and begins crying softly when you pretend not to notice.
Urban Oasis: Can rejuvenate your spirit and refresh your look.
Urban Mirage: Before you exit the van, you turn to ask the man's name, but only a cowboy hat and a note written in Spanish remain. Not speaking Spanish, you tightly clasp the note nonetheless, hoping that it contains words of forgiveness.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 8, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May buy multiple as gifts. Not valid for nail services. No cash back. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.