Mankind's underdeveloped climbing skills and inability to digest tin cans are two ways in which evolution left humans inferior to goats. It's mind over Matterhorn with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $9 for a day pass and rental gear for an adult (an $18 value)
- $30 for a couples intro package, which includes two day passes, equipment rental, and a belay lesson (a $60 value)
Equipment rentals include shoes, harness, chalk bag, and belay device. Belaying classes run 30 minutes, after which students take a short test. Classes are offered Monday–Friday from 3 p.m. to 7 p.m., and Saturday and Sunday from noon to 5 p.m.
Urban Rocks Gym
Covered in jagged faces and colorful tape, the climbing spaces at Urban Rocks Gym challenge mountaineers of all skill levels. More than 100 top-rope and lead-climbing routes rise up to 35 feet, with both relaxed vertical paths and grip-testing overhangs. A separate kids' wall offers lower altitudes for aspiring climbers, bolstering their confidence once they reach the top. Topped by an amphitheater-like roof, the 3,000-square-foot top-out-bouldering area enables participants to live out their dream of becoming a stalactite with a 60-degree wall, overhanging arêtes, and a maximum height of 14 feet. Those returning to the gym will find that its routes are regularly recalibrated, with 15 new top-rope routes and 25 new boulder problems every week.