Paintball players assert their dominance by staining competitors’ clothing, a practice first developed by feuding ketchup barons. Leave a mark on history with today's Groupon: for $39, you get two admissions, CO2, protective gear, and 250 paintballs at Urban Warzone Paintball (up to a $75 value).
Urban Warzone Paintball launches a multitude of paintball games every hour, ushering pigment warriors onto a centrally located field near the University of Houston. Bring a friend, coworker, or angst-ridden abstract artist to Urban Warzone (a $15 value/person), and you will each receive unlimited CO2 propellant, a facemask, an upgraded chest protector, and a paintball gun (up to a $17.50 value/person). A round of 250 paintballs (a $10 value) vibrantly coats the field already dotted with bunkers, tunnels, and other obstacles. During weary moments or rain delays, rest up in the covered picnic area, an ideal place for eating gumballs, jawbreakers, whole lemons, and other foods shaped like paintballs.
Urban Warzone Paintball
Houston's skyline looms over Urban Warzone’s downtown field, which recently grew in size due to a land purchase, framing a detritus-strewn paintball arena where players skulk and snipe gear-clad combatants. Under the watchful eyes of referees and sentient corporate executives in skyscraping offices, players can paint the entire town or a single disliked opponent with semi-automated sprays of paintballs. As battlers duck behind corrugated tubes and wooden bunkers, paintballs zip through the air, splattering the ramparts or leaving Rorschach blots on players' armor.
To create a personalized experience, each game has a dedicated host catering to the needs of private parties or scheduled events. Elsewhere, a covered picnic area shields onlookers from elements and provides an excellent venue for spectating or snacking.
2315 Telephone Rd.
Houston, Texas 77013Get Directions