What You'll Get
Human bodies need regular cleansing to reverse the accumulated effects of hobbies such as mud wrestling and mud-pie-eating contests. Purify your own body with today's Groupon: for $300, you get a one-week Be Vibrant power cleanse from Urban Wellness Group (an $800 value). This Groupon does not include the cost of a custom herbal formula, which is approximately $50 for a full month's supply.
Urban Wellness Group, staffed by naturopathic physician Dr. Kelly Jennings, provides holistic healing with an earth-friendly ethos. Their personalized Be Vibrant power cleanse is the first and most concentrated in a four-week cleanse program, designed to jolt patients into a healthier lifestyle, improve immunity, and shed excess mass. After an initial consultation and brief health assessment, patients receive their personalized plans. Each day, bodies ingest two power-cleanse smoothies, a custom-blended herbal formula, and one meal culled from a list of modified ingredient options. Complimentary doctoral advice, support, and pages of animated kitten images are available by email throughout the week. Once the first week is complete, an anti-inflammatory diet and the rest of the herbal formula work to clear bodily insides of toxins and misplaced spare keys for the rest of the month. Patients are welcome to receive ongoing support throughout their cleanse for an additional cost.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 26, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Valid only Tuesday-Thursday. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.