Today's side deal gives you the chance to become capable of punching through stale loaves of french bread. For $35, you get one month of classes (two per week, up to a $170 value) and a uniform (a $55 value) from US Tae Kwon Do Schools, up to a $225 total value. This deal is limited to new students only; your month starts after your first class. Tae Kwon Do-ers under 16 must be accompanied by an adult, whose death they may one day be forced to avenge. Choose from six affiliated dojos in Lorton, Fairfax, Springfield, Stafford, Falls Church, or Ellicott City, Maryland.
US Tae Kwon Do classes are taught by martial-arts experts and help students achieve peace of mind, personal confidence, better understanding of physical capabilities, self-defense techniques applicable to the real world, and the ability to knock a jar of pickles off the top shelf with a roundhouse kick. With class schedules modeled on the ancient art of busy lifestyles, those with busy lifestyles will be able to easily squeeze in a kicking-and-punching jam session that can breathe new life into a stale exercise regimen. Class offerings and times vary at each location—call ahead to begin your membership and schedule your first foray into one of the world's most practiced martial arts.
You must begin your membership within 90 days of purchasing this Groupon.