What You'll Get
Accumulated rubbish is both unsightly and unhealthy, which is why the Great Pacific Garbage Patch is oft-voted the world's worst honeymoon destination. Send detritus on a permanent vacation with today's Groupon: for $65, you get 2.6 cubic yards of junk removal from U.S. Trash (a $130 value).
U.S. Trash's uniformed deputies of debris haul unwanted items away from homes and offices. The heavy lifters scrape up and carry off an eighth of a load (2.6 cubic yards) of any type of waste, then dispose of it responsibly by recycling it, donating it to charity, or placing it in the path of an onrushing asteroid. Garages, attics, and storage spaces breathe easier after U.S. Trash sloughs away layers of outdated furniture, broken appliances, and water-balloon scrap.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for service within Wayne, Monroe, Washtenaw and Oakland Counties. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About U.S. Trash
The smartly uniformed employees at U.S. Trash don't just haul junk; they also give back to Mother Nature. They happily ferry donations to charities such as Habitat for Humanity and Purple Heart and sort through unwanted items to gather eco-friendly recyclables, which they then dole out to local recycling centers. But their keen eye for reusable items doesn't hamper prompt removal of actual rubbish from homes, workplaces, and junkyards kept up as a personal hobby. From gutting garages and attics to vanquishing construction clutter or cubicle refuse, the services make over buildings from rooftop to floorboards. They also purge storage units and rearrange or remove hoarded clutter, as well as automotive scraps and furniture that wasn't right for your fort.