Unlike love bites, love handles can't be covered up with a bit of foundation and a fabricated story about a suction-cup mishap. Whip your body into tiptop shape with today's Groupon to USA Athletic Club & Spa in Aurora. Choose between the following options:
- For $29, you get a one-month individual membership (a $59 value).
- For $49, you get a one-month membership for a couple (a $99 value).
USA Athletic Club fosters fitness 24 hours a day, seven days a week, with 100 pieces of cardio equipment, a four-lane lap pool, and free childcare. Patrons can incinerate excess calories in yoga, Pilates, or spinning classes, or catch Olympic-qualifying crab-walking bouts on flat-screen-equipped cardio machines. An indoor and outdoor track keep legs lean, and the sauna and steam rooms prevent sweat from building up in the body and escaping as tears shed during insurance commercials. The state-of-the-art health club treats skeleton husks to full-service locker rooms, towel service, and free parking.
USA Athletic Club feeds post-workout hungers with a soup, salad, and sandwich-slinging café. Other available amenities include on-hand massage therapists who erase stress from weary body canvasses and a health guru who can perform a polar body-age assessment designed to prevent polar bears lying about their true age.
USA Athletic Club and Spa
USA Athletic Club & Spa’s 61,000-square-foot health center rolls out sundry exercise machines and fitness classes, hosting sweat sessions 24 hours a day, seven days a week. The club boasts such amenities as saunas, steam rooms, a lap pool, a basketball court, and an outdoor track, along with more than 100 cardio-centric machines, each equipped with a flat-screen TV, allowing fit seekers to fuel their workouts with heart-pumping reruns of Bob Ross’s Joy Of Painting. Held seven days a week, group classes welcome patrons of all fitness levels with offerings such as Zumba, yoga, and spinning, which works glutes and calves inside the well-equipped spin studio.
1975 Melissa Ln.
Aurora, Illinois 60506