What You'll Get
If left untamed, natural beauty releases a potent musk that attracts wild-eyed stallions, aggressive landscape photographers, and packs of feral Fabios. Subdue sublime scents with today's Groupon: for $59, you get aeration, fertilization, and soil analysis services from Utah Lawn Aeration (a $118.70 value). This Groupon covers lawns up to a quarter acre or 4,000 square feet; customers with larger lawns can pay the difference at the same 50% discounted rate.
Utah Lawn Aeration keeps lawns lush with a regimen of soil-pampering services. Unlike ill-fated attempts at goldfish emancipation, lawn aeration introduces atmosphere to an ecosystem that benefits from it, aerating the soil for looser ground, revitalized roots, and an increased rate of water absorption. Following a custom lawn analysis, experienced turf tenders go to work aerating by pulling plugs of soil and poking small holes in the ground for greater airflow. Fertilization adds vital nutrients and minerals to the soil, creating or restoring a premium nitrogen-rich state in which the bourgeois and proletariat roots of the lawn thrive together. Well-fed grass then grows thicker, taller, and more capable of making it on its own in the big city.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per household. Valid only for service in Salt Lake Valley. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.