When mothers first sprinkle a baby’s bald head with water and fertilizers, they can only guess how the ensuing hair will grow. Take control of your own wildly growing follicles with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get $75 worth of salon services at Ultra Smooth Salon in Coral Springs.

Specializing in both women’s coloring and Brazilian keratin treatments, Ultra Smooth Salon creates beautiful bodies with an array of hair and body services. Strut in bearing a frizzy head hat and strut out with a well-manicured mane thanks to a classic haircut and blow-dry ($50+), where one of Ultra Smooth’s talented fur fashioners will shear and sculpt the strands with help from organic products and suggestions from your favorite beanie. A full organic color application ($50+) may enliven tresses with a striking new hue, and a relaxer treatment ($65+) may help to ease pent-up follicular tension. Nails transform from gnarly nubs to eye-catching back scratchers thanks to manicures ($15), pedicures ($35), and full sets of falsies ($40). Or use this Groupon toward full facial refurbishing with facial waxing ($8 for lip; $12 for eyebrow; $10 for chin) that leaves the visage smooth and kissable, followed by a pumpkin-peel facial ($25) that prevents it from turning back into a carriage at midnight.

Though Ultra Smooth Salon offers specials, this Groupon is still the best deal available.