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$79 for a Sweetheart's Retreat Spa Package for Two ($175 Value)
The spa getaway begins with European facials, which rinse away grime and replenish moisture. Afterward, clients enjoy a one-hour aromatherapy massage that elevates the mood and eases the mind. Finally, couples enjoy chocolates and champagne.
Utopian Salon & Wellness
The steady-handed staff at Utopian Salon & Wellness employs its mitten fillers to amplify and preserve outer beauty through delicate massage and spa services. Facials and microdermabrasion treatments deeply de-grime mugs to impart a youthful glow, bolstering patrons' courage to finally audition for elementary-school versions of Fiddler on the Roof. Below the neck, body scrubs and wraps improve epidermal texture and appearance, waxing procedures strip unwanted scruff, and manicures transform digits into elegant talons. A menu of massages pamper statures with Swedish, shiatsu, and deep-tissue modalities.