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What You'll Get
Before modern massage was developed, mankind sought relaxation by redirecting hot springs to flood their basements and dissecting pillows in search of unused comfort. Find a more certain path to relaxation with today’s Groupon to Universal Treatment and Recovery Center in Elyria. Two options available:
- For $30, you get a 60-minute therapeutic deep-tissue massage (a $60 value).
- For $39, you get a 60-minute therapeutic deep-tissue massage (a $60 value) and a wellness consultation (a $60 value); (a $120 total value).
At Universal Treatment and Recovery Center, Dr. Gary Van Skyhock and his staff tend to sore, tension-afflicted bodies with expert massage services. During the deep-tissue massage, a certified therapist will rub the rigidity out of stiff muscles, relaxing tissues and brain cells alike in a blissful hour of release. The treatment is tailored to specifically tenderize the patient at the origin of affliction and carefully knead out musculoskeletal pain. Postmassage, customers can enjoy the benefits of their relaxation session, which include increased blood circulation, reduced pain and swelling, an improved range of motion, and quicker reflexes while playing The Settlers of Catan.
Clients who opt for the wellness consultation will undergo an anatomical appraisal from a health professional in order to uncover hormonal and chemical imbalances due to stress and bodily toxins. Depending on the verdict, specialists advise clients to make either lifestyle changes or a fleet of robot servants that enhance functionality, vitality, and enjoyment of life.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Universal Treatment and Recovery Center
Licensed chiropractor Dr. Gary Van Skyhock steers the ship at Universal Treatment and Recovery Center, where he and his staff treat patients using a “whole person" approach. Instead of simply treating individual symptoms, Dr. Van Skyhock susses out the underlying issues causing pain or discomfort and works to ameliorate these problems via chiropractic treatments and lifestyle adaptations or changes. In line with this thinking, the center offers chiropractic adjustments, nutritional counseling, massage therapy, and postural screenings to ensure optimal nerve flow and overall good health.