What You'll Get
Like slowly descending into madness, losing weight is easier to do when you’re stranded on a foodless island with quicksand treadmills. Shed pounds without sacrificing sanity with the help of today’s Groupon: for $89, you get a medically supervised weight-loss package—including an initial exam, blood tests, EKG (if needed), a 30-day supply of appetite suppressants, and a meal plan—from Valentine Weight Loss & Wellness Center, located in Fayetteville (up to a $256 value). Valentine’s comprehensive program addresses blood-sugar levels, cholesterol, diet, and lifestyle to help clients achieve their personal weight-loss goals. After meeting with a professional to receive a dietary consultation and computerized meal plan, you can check your progress online or reconnect with a staff member at any time if you have questions or concerns. Watch in awe as Valentine’s dedicated team helps you transform stored fat into energy and toned muscle, leaving you more prepared to lift mustachioed human weights.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Must be 12 or older. New clients only. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.