A weathered face can help one project wisdom or blend in at Mount Rushmore but is otherwise considered undesirable. Stand out from monumental mugs with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get a facial package at Valhalla Med Spa (a $140 value). The package includes:

• One classic facial (an $80 value)
• One oxygen-infusion facial (a $60 value)

Valhalla Med Spa's aestheticians work to restore epidermal clarity and radiance during age-defying skin treatments performed with upscale products from such brands as SkinCeuticals and Obagi. The 30-minute classic facial cleanses mugs before exfoliating away dull skin cells and crumbly remnants from pie-eating contests of yore. Meanwhile, face, hand, and arm massages stimulate circulation for rosier skin. Then, during the SkinCeuticals oxygen-infusion facial, an anti-aging or skin-brightening product penetrates the skin with the help of gentle hyperbaric pressure for increased absorption. The serums imbue skin with hydration and nourishment and stimulate cellular renewal to minimize fine lines and skin crinkles, working to yield a radiant tone and the soft-to-the-touch texture of an obsidian monolith dressed in a wool sweater.