Psychological studies have found that glasses imbue their wearers with an erudite appearance, which explains the recent influx of raccoon college professors. Advertise your intellect with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get an eye exam and $150 toward prescription lenses and frames, including prescription sunglasses, at Valley Eye Associates in Westwood (a $295 total value).
The experienced optometrists at Valley Eye Associates award peepers with personalized treatment, gauging ocular fitness and matching muddled sightlines with corrective eyewear. A comprehensive eye exam (a $145 value) assesses pupils and their surroundings for vision stats and overall health, taking stock of eye musculature and shape as well as checking for glaucoma, cataracts, and distracting Groucho Marx–shaped floaters. A refraction, if necessary, unveils foggy gazes by pairing head windows with their prescription.
Lenses range from single-vision plastic ($100) and bifocal ($175) to progressive ($325–$375) and polarized ($125), with additional charges to special-order antireflective coating ($80–$130), transition ($100), and high-index ($150–$250) lenses. A parade of more than 20 designer eyewear brands, such as Prada ($220-$350) and Oakley ($125-$250), ensures that new lens sporters look chic while espying every glimmering sequin on the outfits of flea circus performers.
223 Old Hook Rd.
Westwood, New Jersey 07675