Like a barbarian gracefully rolling cannonballs of destruction toward unsuspecting pins, bowling fuses the art of spin with the ardor for obliteration. Today’s Groupon satisfies your barbaric streaks with three games of bowling plus shoe rental at the clean facilitied Valley Lanes for $5 (up to a $15.75 value). Elevate those gutter-ball mulligans to confident pin-destructioniers.
With three games, free shoe rental, and lanes that are open from 9 a.m. to midnight, including Friday through Monday cosmic bowling, the athletic possibilities are vastly bowly. Three games give ample time to perfect your bowling form and join the PBA tour. Pretty soon, teenage fans will send you 13 text messages per month, forcing you to purchase a new texting plan.
Ever since the first time an enlarged ball of yarn fell to the floor and spilled over 10 wine bottles arranged in a perfect triangle, bowling has proven an addictive challenge to the masses. It's the perfect highly competitive sport for an office holiday party, meetings with estranged siblings, or a post-Thanksgiving bowling workout.
- Staff was friendly. Price was better than any other bowling alley we called. Clean restrooms and Lounge area. We will be back soon. – kyesgram, Citysearch
- I came here on a Friday night at 9:30pm which is when they start their galaxy bowling… You almost forget you're bowling and feel like you're partying in a Stanley Kubrick film. – Zun Y., Yelp
- Bowling is an excellent thing for bonding! – Baard W., Yelp
Bowling, The Sport of Dukes
Since its creation in 1640 by Archduke Leopold Wilhelm, bowling has been known as the Sport of Dukes. In contrast to modern bowling, Leopold’s version involved hurling then-precious nectarines at servants. Leopold was quite happy to have created bowling, though his pleas to change its nickname to The Arch-Sport of Archdukes to better reflect his title went largely unheeded.
The nickname Sport of Dukes came into vogue again in the late ’70s, when bitter rivals and twin brothers Duke “Buddy” Howard and Buddy “Duke” Howard dominated professional bowling. With today’s Groupon, you’ll be treated much like the Dukes of yesteryear, with entertainments to delight each of your senses.
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