Like a barbarian gracefully rolling cannonballs of destruction toward unsuspecting pins, bowling fuses the art of spin with the ardor for obliteration. Today’s Groupon satisfies your barbaric streaks with three games of bowling plus shoe rental at the cleanly Valley Lanes for $5 (up to a $15.75 value). Use your three games to transform gutter-ball mulligans into confident pin-destructioniers. If you want to cosmic bowl, you'll need to use two Groupons to receive three games and shoe rental. The doubling of Groupons is required to cover the added cost of importing and transporting interstellar dust into the facilities.
Valley Lanes' lanes are open from 9 a.m. to midnight, making the athletic possibilities vastly bowly. Three games give ample time to perfect your form and join the PBA tour. Soon, teenage fans will send you 13 text messages per month, forcing you to purchase a new texting plan. Valley Lanes also features a bar and grill, flat-screen TVs, and arcade games to keep entertainment at a high even between frames.
In addition to strengthening arm muscles, thighs, glutes, calves, and Jeff Bridges impressions, 10-pin bowling at Valley Lanes strengthens socio-familial bonds by giving friends and families a casual, nonviolent arena to challenge each other over chit-chat and fermented ales. This all-inclusive atmosphere makes the lanes the perfect venue for introducing friends from different social circles. Bring your poetry friends to play your fantasy football buddies, or build camaraderie with coworkers after a long day coworking.
- Staff was friendly. Price was better than any other bowling alley we called. Clean restrooms and Lounge area. We will be back soon. – kyesgram, Citysearch
- I came here on a Friday night at 9:30pm which is when they start their galaxy bowling… You almost forget you're bowling and feel like you're partying in a Stanley Kubrick film. – Zun Y., Yelp
- Bowling is an excellent thing for bonding! – Baard W., Yelp
9300 SW Beaverton Hillsdale Hwy
Beaverton, Oregon 97005Get Directions