What You'll Get
Pistons and shafts overheat and seize up unless protected by a slick, shiny coating of oil, just like classical Greco-Roman wrestlers. Keep your engine parts from throttling each other with today's Groupon: for $20, you get an on-site 13-point oil and filter change at Valley Mobile Oil, which services throughout San Joaquin and Stanislaus counties (a $41.37 value, tax included).
Valley Mobile Oil turns driveways into automotive operating rooms, as its band of traveling technicians will journey directly to Central Valley residences to perform their vehicular procedures on-site. The 13-point oil and filter change uses the newest equipment to rejuvenate exhausted auto-organs, making cars feel young enough again to squirt geriatric Model Ts with windshield wiper fluid. Cruise through the sidebar for a full list of included services, such as a new oil filter, a transmission check, and air-pressure adjustments.
This deal covers up to five quarts of oil and can only be used on gas-powered vehicles, ensuring that no vagabond aircraft carriers wander the neighborhood looking for free handouts. Valley Mobile technicians have a service area up to 100 miles from their home base in Turlock. All eager motorists should call ahead for an appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 1 add'l. as gift. Limit 1/visit. By appt. only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only for gas powered vehicles and w/in 100mi radius of headquarters. Valid for up to 5qts of oil. Not valid for diesel. Tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.