According to Newton's fourth law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal: for $8, you get the ultimate car wash at Valley Pro Lube & Wash in Wasilla (a $16 value).

With Valley Pro Lube & Wash's top-shelf wash package, your vehicle will be treated to the most eco-conscious shower of its road life. Valley Pro uses specifically tailored wash nozzles and sprayers to apply water at precise angles for maximal soot, road salt, and dirt removal. All water in the wash is recycled, thoroughly filtered, and reused during different stages of the wash, minimizing water use and maximizing gratitude from Mother Earth. A hand spray and hand towel dry adds a personal touch to the top-of-the-line Soft-N-Foamy car wash equipment, leaving your car or truck looking spotless as the day it was reincarnated from being Jeff Goldblum's chariot.