If your eyes are the windows to your soul, your teeth are the white picket fence that protect the soul from oversized bites of taffy. Strengthen your defenses against attacks on the soul with today's Groupon for clean and healthy teeth. For $109, new patients get an exam oral screening ($68), X-rays (up to $120), and a take-home teeth whitening treatment ($326) at Van Haren Family Dentistry (up to a $514 total value).

Michigan alum Ryan Van Haren, DDS has been treating damaged dentata since 2007 and keeps himself up to speed on the field's latest technology, techniques, and nanobot breath fresheners. After examining your mouth for obvious molar mistakes and clearing away their accumulated gunk and splattered bugs, Dr. Van Haren will check for signs of oral cancer and gum disease with a series of X-rays. Once your teeth are tip-top again, he'll custom-fit trays to fit your chompers like a skintight catsuit, then send you home with a take-home kit of professional teeth whitening gel so that you can blanken your mouth bones while watching TV or playing Sudoku (though not while practicing your harmonica).

Reviews

Four Google Mappers give Van Haren Family Dentistry a perfect five stars:

• I had a great experience at Van Haren Family Dentistry. From the moment I walk through the doors I was greeted with a friendly smile and treated as though I had been a patient for years. The staff is amazing and Dr. Ryan Van Haren is exceptional on all levels. He is personable, knowledgeable and takes a genuine interest in providing the best care for his patients. I highly recommend this office. – Google Maps reviewer who reviewed on 08/12/2010
• I strongly recommend Van Haren Family Dentistry. Dr. Van Haren and his staff are personable, knowledgable, and genuinely interested in the well-being of their patients. – Kelli, Google Maps