Statistically, the home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon: for $369, you get a two-night stay for two at the Whistler Alpine Chalet Retreat & Wellness, along with a three-course gourmet breakfast each morning and a $100 yoga-class voucher (up to a $738 value).
A luxurious, European-style eight-room boutique hotel, Whistler Alpine Chalet Retreat & Wellness helps guests restore lost relaxation points during two-night stays (a $518 average value, based on double occupancy). Chalet-inspired bed-and-breakfast-style rooms vary from the vaulted ceilings and jacuzzi tub of the Hemlock room to the cozy queen-size bed and private balcony of the Birch room. Delight in the delicious dichotomy of an outdoor hot tub in winter or take in picturesque views of nearby Alta Lake and the cascading mountains beyond. A private butler is at guests’ beck and call to attend to all manner of requests, ensure a stress-free stay, and to practice his best English accent for an upcoming dinner-theatre performance of Batman.
Both mornings, guests wake to a three-course gourmet breakfast, composed of international cuisine prepared fresh by an on-site chef (a $120 value). Four yoga classes (a $100 value), such as the morning Vinyasa Power Flow course, are also included in the stay, keeping muscles from becoming too relaxed and sleeping through their wake-up call. Yoga must be booked 72 hours in advance by emailing email@example.com or calling 1-800-736-9967.