Bodies that are properly cared for perform better, which explains why most Olympic records are held by reanimated mummies. Go for the pharaoh’s gold with today’s Groupon to Vanderbeck Massage Therapy. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get a 60-minute massage (a $70 value).
- For $47, you get a 90-minute massage (a $95 value).<p>
Judy Vanderbeck uses her holistic education to mollify achy back muscles with a variety of torso-cosseting services. Clients enjoy 60 or 90 minutes void of the stress and angry birds of the outside world as trained fingers treat bone cages to the long, soothing strokes of a Swedish massage or a deeper, more rigorous therapy to address injuries obtained from sports or welding airplane propellers. During reflexology sessions, the tranquility infuser adds pressure to specific points on the feet, stimulating nerve endings, and ortho-blonomy techniques aid in slowly repositioning joints and muscles to alleviate chronic tension and pain. Each therapeutic session is tailored to individual problem areas and chronic issues, leaving clients as relaxed as a play-doh sculpture in a sauna.