Before dentists, humans were forced to shine their own teeth with fleets of flea-driven miniature zambonis. Prevent an insect-infiltrated mouth circus with today's Groupon: for $109, you get a teeth whitening, exam, and cavity detecting x-rays at VanderLugt and Mulder Dental (a $518 value).
Doctors David VanderLugt and Brian Mulder stylize Grand Rapids smiles and keep greedy tooth fairies at bay with a mouth-mending menu of oral upkeep services. The initial exam investigates canine canyons and the under-gum tunnels of molar molehills, diagnosing potential tooth threats and recommending necessary treatments (a $68 value). A series of bite-wing x-rays of the anterior and posterior chompers expose any threats hiding beneath your enamel, such as cavities or bandana-clad stagecoach robbers (a $50 value). Stained, dulled, or discolored people-fangs are reradiated with an at-home teeth-whitening treatment, which bequeaths all patients with upper and lower whitening trays (a $200 value each). All teeth-whitening patients must be at least 18 years of age and should call ahead for an appointment.
More than 99% of more than 350 Demandforce reviewers say they would refer their friends to VanderLugt and Mulder Dental: