Being beautiful is hard work, which is why, when viewed up close, most supermodels resemble elderly oil-rig workers. Amplify your allure without the threat of oil spills with today’s Groupon: for $149, you get one sclerotherapy treatment for spider veins at VeinSolutions on Smith Road (a $500 value).
With multiple locations across the country, VeinSolutions specializes in cosmetic procedures performed by a staff of board-certified vascular surgeons that tailor each treatment to the patient's individual needs. Sclerotherapy targets and minimizes the appearance of unsightly spider veins. After a brief evaluation, the doctor will inject 18 cc's of FDA–approved solution into the voracious vein to start the divorce proceedings. Once the vein wall has become sticky, legs don a pair of compression hose for several days which causes the damaged veins to fuse, break down, and dissolve back into the body, and reassures nervous gams with a round-the-clock bear hug.
Taking place in one of VeinSolutions' private, comfortable offices, sclerotherapy treatment is relatively painless, and clients typically resume their normal day-to-day activities almost immediately. Former patients' testimonials and before and after photographs show how effective the procedure can be for transforming vein-addled appendages into smooth, clear canvasses for skirts, short shorts, and newly attainable dreams of one-upping a Rockette.