What You'll Get
Perspiration gets mischievous when cooped up inside the body, acting out by drenching armpits on first dates and disguising itself as tears during job interviews. Release disgruntled body water with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a one-month fitness-center membership to Velocity Sports Performance (a $65 value). The fitness center is closed on Sundays.
Velocity Sports Performance's array of indoor tracks, turfs, and Olympic-style weightlifting equipment lets members fine-tune their physiques at their own pace. The fitness center is a cornucopia of resistance machines, free weights, and 25 cardio machines designed to entertain bored muscles while ridding bodies of sweat. Runners can experience Velocity's small field of athletic turf, which re-creates the feeling of running on real grass, while the sprint track treats treads to a less deceitful synthetic surface.
Get guidance from Velocity's muscle mavens by opting for a free-trial training session, although continued participation will incur additional fees. As the month draws to a close, customers can either extend their membership with no initiation fee or prepare a farewell song to commemorate their 30-day exercise experience.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must activate by 5/14/12, membership expires 1 month from activation date. Must be 18 or older. Not valid for training classes. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.