Like graduating from college, relieving stress requires time, commitment, and paying someone to do the work for you. Get a bachelor’s degree in feeling good with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a 90-minute Goddess Treatment Package (a $250 value) at Velvet Chair Salon & Spa on 120th and Blondo.
Utilizing traditional Asian wellness methods and quality spa treatments, Velvet Chair Salon & Spa helps patrons soothe the mind and body amid pleasantly placid surroundings. The goddess treatment begins with a full body dry brushing that renews skin cells, improves circulation, and diminishes cellulite. Next, a full body sugar scrub uses natural oils to exfoliate and hydrate skin, while a scalp massage applies peppermint oils to outfit hair with a lustrous shine and a halo of sweet-smelling refreshment. A facial cleansing and massage melts away leftover Halloween terror-face before a purifying mask refreshes and tightens pores, shooing away the tiny gophers squatting in each face’s intricate tunnel grid.
The 90-minute treatment culminates with a body butter massage that hydrates and moisturizes soul sacks, leaving them with a long-lasting glow. The entire process takes place in a relaxing spa facility outfitted in hues of calming turquoise, dotted in places with elegant furnishings and friendly staff members. Leave the premises with puppet appendages fully primed and ready for upcoming Punch and Judy performances.