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In a Nutshell

  • Women's or men's haircut
  • Choose any stylist
  • Exclusive lines like Kevin Murphy, Moroccan Oil, & Keune
  • Perfect rating on Yelp and Citysearch

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Promotional value expires Jul 21, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Stylists based on availability. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Jump to: Reviews | But Do We Really Need Hair?

Glamour physicists agree that well-cut hair retains more than 75% of your body's naturally exuding beauty vapors. Today's Groupon locks them in with a women's or men's haircut at Verto Salon for $25. Women's cuts at the chic Noble Square salon start at $45, and men's start at $35; regular prices run as high as $75 depending on the stylist, especially if you spring for their master hair artisan: the ancient and mysterious Tri-hair-atops.

Choose any one of Verto's highly trained hair wizards to clip and chisel your locks into the style of your choice. Stylists will help you customize a look to suit your face's shape (round, oval, heart-shaped, rhombezoid, trapus) while taking into account hair texture and age.

Verto earns a perfect five-star rating on Yelp and Citysearch for its friendly, follicular forensic staff, as well as its funky red salon seats, hardwood flooring, high ceilings, and tall, glamorous mirrors, which make your hair reduction a hip and happy process. The salon won't let you take your hair home with you afterward to feed the hairgoyles on your roof, but they will let you leave looking fantastic.

Stylist choice is based on availability.

Reviews

Yelpers and Citysearchers give Verto Salon a perfect five-star rating:

But Do We Really Need Hair?

Short answer? Yes. Slightly longer answer for Pauline? Yes, Pauline.

You see, hair is more than the fabled window to the soul. Human head hair begins to form as early as the wombastic stage of pregnancy, when a developing baby (also known as a zygote or mooshmallow) begins to develop a fine coating of peach fuzz that keeps it warm and confident, as well as serving as a sort of forest home for symbiotic babymites who live on developing fetuses. These mites protect the fetus from invasive species such as like Asian micro-carp and unintentionally swallowed spark plugs.

Once the baby is born, the top-head hair begins to grow rapidly in its new oxygen-rich environment and must be immediately trimmed by the maternity barber. This is called "cutting the umbilical." Do you remember having your umbilical cut as a baby? Of course you do.

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Customer Reviews

Andrea is a gem! This was the best facial I ever had and SOOOO relaxing!
Liz O. · December 26, 2011
Jaylene was terrific. Great haircut, very professional. She has a background in teaching hair styling so very experienced.
Rhonda P. · December 18, 2011
Nice, comfortable atmosphere. Friendly staff. Sara did a great job on my haircut. She listened to what I wanted.
Diane K. · December 18, 2011
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    Goose Island

    1412 W Division St.

    Chicago, Illinois 60642

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