What You'll Get
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Veruca Salt, the boutique, has little in common with Veruca Salt, the bratty nuisance from Willy Wonka. The staff is welcoming and accommodating, and will help you choose among Veruca Salt’s designer apparel at affordable prices, including:
- Jeans by Hudson, Cheap Monday, Seven, Citizen, and eco-friendly Farmer jeans (exclusive carrier)
- Unique items from Voom
- Skirts and dresses from Rachel Pally
- Elliott Lucca handbags
For a full list, visit its website.
Many Veruca Salt Boutique customers rave about the service and products. Yelpers give it 4.5 stars and Citysearchers give it four: > * I love Veruca Salt! It’s my new go-to place for clothing, shoes, & handbags. The clothing ranges from chic, stylish dresses to comfy lounge-around basics. I was most surprised to see that most items were actually affordable! The staff is wonderful–very friendly & helpful, not at all snooty. I felt like the girls gave me their honest opinions while trying items on–rather than saying whatever it takes to make a sale. Veruca Salt is my new city-wide favorite. Love It!! – Isabella_007, Citysearch > * I go to Veruca Salt all the time. The staff is super friendly and the prices are really affordable. There are tons of cute tops for under $100 and I’ve purchased several affordable dresses from them for different events. There’s a huge range of merchandise… I can get sweatpants for the day and a cute top and jeans for dinner. They always have new things in so it’s like a new store every time you go. If you join their email list they invite you to special ladies’ nights and give great discounts! – Watermelon01, Citysearch > * The clothes here are so unique, cute and comfortable. Their dresses are amazing! I was going crazy because I liked everything they had. The style expert there was very helpful with fitting and finding a style that is right for you. – T.T., Yelp
Veruca Salt Vaccinates Against N1S1
First it was Killer Bees, then it was Swine Flu, and now—lo and behold—it’s something else: Nudity Syndrome. It may seem natural to you, but the afflicted are likely to lose friends and are usually refused service at Jamba Juice. Luckily, the Syndrome is easily diagnosed and curable. Early symptoms include: * Lack of pants * Lack of thong * Lack of underthong * A sudden, overwhelming desire to run around and jump up and down in the presence of the aforementioned symptoms
Fortunately for sufferers, there’s a collective effort to create a Nudity Syndrome Quilt, which would be used not only for solidarity, but to cover those afflicted with the Syndrome. If you don’t feel like hiding under a massive tarp-quilt with hundreds of sweaty nudes, head to Veruca Salt for its half-off clothing deal. Its clothing is a veritable Nudity Syndrome vaccine. Go ahead, cure yourself, and kick N1S1 in its smooth behind!
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 4, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person Only valid in stores (not online) Not valid on sale items Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.