Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon to Vibe Energy on Cole Harbour Road. Choose between two options:

• For $30, you get six infrared sauna sessions (a $69 value).
• For $35, you get one body wrap and one month of unlimited T-Zone whole-body vibration sessions (an $86.25 value).

Vibe Energy helps clients achieve holistic wellness with state-of-the-art spa technology, nutrition consulting, and a full menu of fitness classes. With today’s deal, clients can opt for one toning body wrap before striking heroic, camera-ready poses atop a shaking T-Zone platform whose vibrations force muscles to contract 10–50 times a second to maintain stability and maximum muscle-bound grandeur. This gentle all-over workout tightens tummies and tushes in 10-minute sessions a few days each week, and can work to reduce the appearance of cellulite and cottage-cheese elbow. Other pound-droppers may choose to increase their heart rates with heat, hopping inside a SOQI sauna bed that raises internal body temperature with a 15-minute dose of far-infrared radiation to burn calories and sweat out plugged pores. Vibe Energy is open Monday–Friday from 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. and on Saturday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.