What You'll Get
Having sore muscles, like signing a five-year lease or wearing lead socks, makes it difficult to move. Evict tensely wound tenants with today's Groupon: for $32, you get a 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage at Vibrance Therapeutic Massage (a $65 value).
Vibrance's licensed massage therapists plunder corporal frameworks for knots and sore spots in muscle-melting massage sessions calibrated to each client's needs. The long, languorous strokes of the Swedish massage encourage sinew to release tension and stress, promoting better relaxation, increased circulation, and extended reach during Red Rover tournaments. Alternatively, deep-tissue massage conspires with trigger-point therapy to lengthen muscles and bolster downward dog stamina. Groupon-holders will also receive one punch on Vibrance's loyalty card, which garners customers a free massage or paper replica of swiss cheese after five paid sessions.
While Vibrance Therapeutic Massage offers a $20 discount to military and public safety employees, today's Groupon is still the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.