With your kitchen's pots and pans inhabited by the evil spirits of dead pots and pans, cooking at home has become both time-consuming and spooky. Get quality cuisine without interference from crazed kitchenware with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of upscale American cuisine and drinks at Vic & Ike's, An American Bistro.

Vic & Ike's, An American Bistro disseminates a dinner menu from 4 p.m. to 9 p.m. of classic American items buttressed by gourmet touches. Try the roasted duck breast, which shelters its delicate honey and lime flavors behind an embankment of garlic-smashed potatoes and spears of asparagus ($18.95), or the pan-seared scallops, served with sautéed spinach, strawberry risotto, and beurre blanc ($23.95). The extensive menu also tickles the decision-making apparatuses of guests with a wide array of entrees, including burgers, poultry, and pasta, and by allowing patrons to guess the occupancy of the eatery at any given time. The cozy bar area harbors imbibers on comfy pedestals, while the open dining room leaves space for friends and family to spread out. Watch the town's denizens strut and shop along the promenade from a breezy outdoor dining table, head inside to the warmth granted by the sunshine-hued walls and polished wood floors, or hover over the threshold betwixt in and out of doors.