Like a tree house, a gym never lets non-members inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $29, you get one month of membership and four personal training sessions (a $280 value) at Victor Dean Training, located in Williamsville.
A 3,500-square-foot fitness center, Victor Dean Training provides visitors with a breadth of resources for full-body wellness, including cardio programming, massage therapy, supplements, nutrition coaching, and more. An experienced staff of degree-wielding trainers maintains a safe, armadillo-free environment in order to avoid hazardous tripping while guiding participants through four personal training sessions (a $250 value). These sessions use strength and resistance training to help dispose of phone-book collections by emphatically ripping them in half. A one-month membership (a $30 value) allows muscle harvesters to tap the timeless power of lever, pulley, and treadmill tech with high-quality equipment, transforming fleshoskeletons into firm bodies that effortlessly repel raindrops and stink eyes.
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Victor Dean Training
With multiple degrees in fitness and nutrition, Victor Dean Training’s eponymous owner has curated his gym and climbing center to focus on clients’ overall health. Victor hand-selects all the gym’s brand-name equipment for its efficacy and usefulness in a well-rounded fitness regime, ensuring clients aren’t toiling away on weight equipment and cardio machines that fail to offer results. The staff pairs standard gym memberships with options such as personalized sessions and nutritional counseling that build up health like cyborg organ implantation.