Cleaning clothes without water and walking on the moon both sound impossible, and yet seeing Buzz Aldrin’s space suit at the dry cleaner’s provides evidence of both. Defy skeptics with today’s Groupon for dry cleaning or alterations to Victoria Cleaners in Loma Linda. Choose between the following options:

• For $10, you get $20 worth of dry-cleaning services.
• For $35, you get $80 worth of alteration services.
  
  

At Victoria Cleaners, clothes and linens revert to their pristine pasts via the shop’s waterless washing system, as a skilled tailor adjusts ill-fitting apparel to their owners’ frames. Dry cleaning returns besmirched button-down shirts ($3.95 each) to office-ready shape, while protecting delicate treasure maps sewn into the pockets of two-piece suits ($9.50 each). Favorite garments that fail to fit the same way they did in high school, college, or before the invention of deep-fried pudding can find their frames refashioned by Victoria Cleaners’ skilled tailor. The talented fabricsmith meticulously manipulates seams to hug customer contours, employing methodical needlework to hem pants ($8), adjust shirt cuffs ($10+), or replace lost buttons ($2 per button).