The Hamburglar started out as a hand burglar but soon found that unkempt appendages could not be sold on the black market, even on the dollar menu. Offer up a side of manicured fingers with each handshake with the help of today's Groupon: for $17, you get a manicure and deluxe pedicure at Victoria Nail Spa in San Bruno (a $35 value).
Victoria Nail Spa's experienced nail technicians touch up fingers and toes by pampering them during relaxing manicures and pedicures. During the manicure, a buffer polishes nails, and a file shapes them into various forms, creating a well-maintained, uniform appearance or turning hands into multi-functional Swiss army knives. A splash of polish coats finger shields to protect them and add flash to exaggerated hand gestures. The deluxe pedicure coddles body bases in a relaxing treatment that includes toe time under a hot towel. A scrub exfoliates feet, removing dead skin cells and stains left over from games of kick the can of fruit punch, and a mud mask smothers tootsies in luxury and ensures that feet are camouflaged when traipsing through puddles.
As appendages get worked, clients laze in plush white chairs accessorized with green pillows. Sleek hardwood floors and crisp white walls provide an ideal terrain for newly fresh feet.
437 San Mateo Ave.
San Bruno, California 94066