Since the dawn of humanity, man has longed to conquer the ocean, which is why the invention of the boat was followed swiftly by the adoption of the high-five. Celebrate man’s triumphs with today’s Groupon to Victory Casino Cruises, departing daily from Cape Canaveral. Choose between the following options:

• For $24, you get a buffet and gaming package good Monday–Thursday (up to a $49 value).
• For $27, you get a buffet and gaming package good Friday–Sunday (up to a $54 value).
  
  

Each package includes: * Admission (a $10 value) * Buffet (a $15 value Monday–Thursday; a $20 value Friday–Sunday) * Two drink tickets (up to a $14 value) * $10 in slot credits

Victory Casino Cruises’ four decks of maritime merriment abound with more than 600 slot machines, 30 table games, and an expansive buffet. Upon climbing aboard for a five-hour morning or night voyage, passengers are free to wander down to the first deck’s buffet or to challenge a passing porpoise to heads-up poker. Tongs sink into a generous spread of carved meats, fresh seafood, and comfort foods, aided by pairs of beers, cocktails, and tropical beverages. Once sated, players take their seats in front of a one-armed bandit, who will tell stories of his years of burglary until the gamers grow bored and seek out a slot machine. During the rest of the cruise, passengers can shimmy to the rhythms of the ocean in Club V or place bets on football, basketball, or baseball at the Victory Sportsbook Lounge.